Every Guy Should Read This

**DarkAngel013** · 10-09-2008, 03:17 AM

Erm... if a guy really wrote this, then I'm surprised. Most of this is actually true of what we girls think. XD I find this a good read... for a guy. x3 Although, it's anyone's opinion of what they think of this topic. XD

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EVERY GUY ON EARTH HAS TO READ THIS!!!

This was written by a guy who has had years of experience and he's pretty damn good with girls..

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really... most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy...

11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.

16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade in the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

31. NEVER, and I mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)-sex.

32. Hold her hand...they like it. It makes them feel special.

33. Call them for no reason. (Even if your busy make time for them)

34. Never be afraid to say I love you to them...

35. NEVER I MEAN NEVER deny them in front of people....they will remember it and your basically screwed.

**Kanda** · 10-09-2008, 01:43 PM

That is so true XD

**Rocket** · 10-09-2008, 03:54 PM

Oh God, just shoot me. -__-
I feel like I'm reading a MySpace bulletin.
Most girls our age don't know what the hell they want anyway.

**Shadsie** · 10-09-2008, 04:14 PM

Actually, a lot of it's true. XD Especially the "DON'T CHEAT ON THEM!" one. I'd like to add that we girls can hold grudges for a LONG time. I take the opportunity to make my ex's day miserable whenever I get the chance because he cheated on me. And that was over a year ago.

**DarkAngel013** · 10-09-2008, 05:53 PM

Lol, yes, us girls hold long butt grudges. o-o Of which we never seem to let go.

My favorite ones most likely would have to be numbers (Apparently, I have a lot of favorites here. XD ): 2, 3, 10, 12, 13, 15, 16, 18, 22, 23, 26, 27, 30 - 33, and 35.

XDD Yes, I have lots of favorites. <3