Help! Pease!!! DX

[moyashi]

Mmkay, soooooooo, I've been obsessed with dgm since christmas, and I used to totally be in love with Lavi. However, recently I've fallen in love with Allen! After I'd been into dgm for a month or so, I introduced it to my friend, and she fell in love with Lavi too, and we would always joke around about who would get to date him. Of course I always won sice I had the "I found him first" factor on my side. Eventually Lavi and I got "married," and my friend layed off a bit, but made little comments about it every once and a while.
Now, I'm in love with Allen... in a scary way. I find myself thinkning about him almost 24/7. Anyway, that's not the point, so my friend apperantly in in love with Allen now too. When I told her that I "divorced" Lavi so I could "marry" Allen, she told me that they were already married. I know this probably sounds horribly stupid (getting in a fight over "marrying" fictional characters and all), but it's really getting on my nerves! What should I do to get her to stop liking Allen?

[Rocket]

I think you need to see someone if you're seriously speaking of infatuation with a fictional character, lol.

[Shadsie]

I'm gonna have to agree on that one. I'm kinda hoping you're just joking, so I think I'll go with that for now.

[YuKandahater]

How I miss the times where we would watch anime for the setting, plot, events and for interesting characters. Not developing obsessions for an avatar without existence. The times we live are turbulent and without reason, especially when the industry is in flames; no longer appealing to otakus but just teens who see little beyond the appearance of a character.